Get out of bed
Oh shit my fucking head
Went to get a drink
Water from the sink
Pigeons lost its wing
My dog can really sing

Corn from the cob
I’m not a fucking slob
I hate this goddam job
I need corn from the cob

Out to get some grub
I love watermelon
Bicuits, Ham, Turnips too,
I also like bananas
But I’ll tell you what I need

Corn on the cob
I’m not a fucking slob
I hate this goddam job
I need corn on the cob

Corn on the cob
I’m not a fucking slob
I hate this goddam job
I need corn on the cob

Corn on the cob
I’m not a fucking slob
I hate this goddam job
I need corn on the cob

Hit it Grant!

WOOHOO!

Corn on the cob
I’m not a fucking slob
I hate this goddam job
I need corn on the cob