If I saw you next to a blunt object
I’d beat you with a blunt object
Orangutan Zam Bam
And a man
Arrg

If I saw you next to a sharp object
I’d stab you to death with a sharp object
Orangutan Zam Bam
Raaagh

If you were next to a parking meter
I’d beat you with a parking meter
Until you were dead
Aaaaagh

If you were in the library
I’d beat you with a book
Orangutan Zam Bam
Dan a man cram
Jam a lam bam
Jimmidy zam